Simply Me.

Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
yeah but Africa's not a country.

hiddlediddle:

The many identities of Stanley Tucci.

#if morgan freeman is god #then stanley tucci is jesus

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Anonymous asked: You are amazing and beautiful inside and out. Your future is brighter than you can even imagine. Keep your chin up and know that the world is full of fantastic people who will surprise and support you at every turn you take. And if worse comes to worst, you can just be a fucking hot as hell cat lady. :P

loll i’ve never got anon messages and i’d rather answer privately but thank you very much for your kind words. “hot as hell cat lady” does not seem bad at all :D

i’m officially tired of being single

its so frustrating. i see all these girls around me who basically have men climbing over each other just to get to them, and i’m here forever alone. they’re not even the best people! as girlfriends they kind of suck and they take for granted their relationships. its so annoying! i’ve had man after man treat me like complete shit and for a while i removed all feelings from sex just to feel for even that moment that it was what i wanted. now i realize its not. i need someone who’s going to be stable and love me and i don’t understand why that’s so difficult to find at a school with over 30,000 freakin people. empty promises and senseless sex is all i find. and NOW. finally i fucking find somebody who i like and who claims to like me back…but nothing’s happening. i’m even willing to take on all his freakin baggage (which is a lot a fucking baggage) and still…i sit here single. i’m tired of being single, but idk what to do anymore. ugh…being lonely is becoming painful. idk…i’m ranting. idek if this makes sense.

i seriously cannot wait until i’m a mom

i seriously cannot wait until i’m a mom

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fadeintonight: i’ve blogged this dress before, but i’m still obsessed with it

fadeintonight:

i’ve blogged this dress before, but i’m still obsessed with it

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there’s so much nostalgia in this gif i’m cryinggg

there’s so much nostalgia in this gif i’m cryinggg

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canibeatlizerd: reikokuxdori: babygirlcum: uselessheartache: Bath mat turns red when wet.  i would abuse this and lay on the mat face down and wait for someone to come in :~3 HAHA I used to own these! they have a matching shower curtain that goes with it! sickkkkkkkkkk

canibeatlizerd:

reikokuxdori:

babygirlcum:

uselessheartache:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 

i would abuse this and lay on the mat face down and wait for someone to come in :~3

HAHA I used to own these! they have a matching shower curtain that goes with it!

sickkkkkkkkkk

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Being an embarrassing motherfucker in public.

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zooeyclairedeschanel:

it’s actually mind-boggling that we can put a man on the moon and we can explore mars using a robot but my printer is a piece of shit

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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
skeletales: Twilight, II by BeboFlickr

skeletales:

Twilight, II by BeboFlickr

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